It was the first stop of the world tandem surfing tour, though. And I got to judge it...
It was easy, because we only had to score the surfing part and then an expert guy told us the range to choose from for the figures. Like:"that was between 3 and 5". Piece of cake.
Here's an example of the figures you can do on a tandem surfboard... after a little practice.
Don't try that at home!
My favorite in number 3.
The spinning version of number 42 is actually called "the helicopter". Just kidding...
Trust me. Even being alone on a surfboard today would have tough. Shifty peaks of a short period windswell. Steep take offs at the point. Windy enough for Kai Lenny and his dad Martin to be blasting around on their windsurfers at 9am, before the contest started.
I was literally blown away by what those guys did in those conditions.
I was even able to take some photos while judging (I could still see the ride in the screen of the camera). Here are the best ones.
Let's start with a couple that had a stunningly beautiful female part.
This one, instead, is the couple that won. She is over 50!
Look at this. The body of the guy was prolly the best male body I've ever seen. No shit. Even better than mine!!!!!
And now, the same two couples from a different perspective.
Click on them and try to get lost in them. It's quite trippy.
Allright, thanks a lot to Tristan Boxford for putting together such a killer event. It made my healing days exciting instead of boring.
And with an incredible timing, my cuts are now healed enough to allow me to go back in the water tomorrow.
And that, you guys, is bloody good news!
24 comments:
hopefully the 50+yr old got extra points because that dudes hand has totally disappeared into her crotch!
I actually gave him extra points for that...
She got the extra pleasure...
Great tandem action, reeeel estetic, must be bloody difficult.
With tandemsurf I expected a big surfboard with 2 sails, never saw this before...so cool and if I should merry one day, it gonna be a tandemsurf wedding.
Thanks for the Tropical Energy Games report, GP! Great pics, loved that sunset pic!
Go again for it with your recovered foot!
Cherio,
At first, I thought that was a chart for sexual positions...! ;)
/Niclas
eheh - i'm gonna try these positions with ulli on our next tandem "session" ..... on big blue - just plucked one out of the bulletin - 3 weeks old with paddle, leash and deck pad ...$1200. bargin!
Hi Chris,
I like the wedding plan...
Niclas, that's what I thought too!
Meesh, you should never - EVER - buy a SUP board without asking my opinion first. Tried the big blue, didn't quite like it. It's a good board for beginners, not for advanced surfers like you. Ulli may like it though... ;-)
I hope I'm wrong... you'll let me know.
And it doesn't have a mast box... you're crazy!
...surfasutra, eheheh!!!
I'll give it the test run this weekend over the south side. I talked with Pascal and Manu and they love it? Hopefully I will agree with them as I have the board regardless!
Hey Meesh: If it’s anticlimactic that Mules hand doesn't disappear up your crotch on that board....I'll buy it!
eheh Shaz, I just returned to the site to comment that I was a beginner in most of these positions so it will probably suit! I've always been intruiged by the helicopter!!!
You might be a beginner in all others, but as we all know “the wheelbarrow” is Mules favorite position! I figure that will be #46 on the sheet next year!
Hey Giampaolo, I'm not going to comment on this post--too many funny ones already. I got a few pictures of the tandem event also, I'll have to see if any of mine are as purient as yours.
I copped a couple of your pictures to illustrate a collaborative article I'm doing on standup on my blog. Let me know if that's not ok and I'll zap them. I gave you credit of course.
Bill, just mention the blog address... no problem.
As for the positions... you guys better start practicing!
On July 4th 2007, the first annual tandem surf porno contest will take place at Puamana beach park.
The surfing part will NOT be taken into any account by the judges, the main focus being on the sexual action on the board while riding.
Real erections by the male partner will score the maximum points.
The use of Viagra will not be permitted.
Sex wax is allowed.
I'm not joking. Wait for a more detailed post about it.
sign me up, i'll start practise tonight! though no need to brush up on the wheelbarrow, it's a staple!
X-D Please film that cammar! I read that as Punami beach, correct? ;)
Meesh, you and Ulli are in.
Wait a moment, you're doing it with Ulli, aren't you? ;-)
Spread the word to the other standuppers you know.
Niclas, no worries... everything will be documented.
Punami beach...? I'm afraid I'm missing a joke or something...
I better start looking for a small, light, boobed, good surfer kind of partner...
Giampaolo, Check http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=punami
Since you mentioned sex and the beach name sounded like the above... ;)
Hmm, the complete URL didn't sow. try this instead
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